I’m not even kidding. And it’s not only my computer, but my dad’s and my sister’s two laptops as well.

Firstly, my computer likes to attract viruses. It’s had a few this year along, causing it to crash no less than several times. I don’t even know how my computer gets all these viruses anymore. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t entirely my fault. Now, my computer does this weird thing that, while I’m using it, it will spontaneously shut off. Sucks, right? Especially when I’m typing homework. Luckily, my comp has a pretty good recovery program, but still, not everything is saved. When my computer was cooperating one day, I ran several virus scans, which turned up nothing. My uncle, a computer expert, thinks there’s a virus or a corruption in the software. So, now he has it and is trying to fix it.

My dad’s computer is okay. It’s the newest one in the house. Only problem: its internet connection is SLOW. The sad thing is that it’s located like right next to the wireless box thingy (my pro technical term). My computer, which used to be separated from the wireless connection by an entire floor, never had this problem. As I type this, I am waiting for hotmail to load an email I want to read. Plus, my dad’s computer doesn’t have many of the great computer programs (aka iTunes, I can’t sync my iPod anymore!).

My sister’s older laptop doesn’t have Microsoft Office 07 (actually, none of the computers in my house except mine have it). So, when I tried to open a Word file on it, it came up with a bunch of symbols and gibberish. Fun fun. It made me angry.

The other laptop is pretty good. Except for the fact that when I was trying to make a DVD of my project for English, it messed it up. It made me so freakin frustrated, I was nearly in tears. I kid you not.

One day I will get a super computer that is immune to viruses and technical problems and my life will be complete. Heck yes.